7 oneliners that describe me

  • I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
  • Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
  • Where I live, there are thousands of people, and only 5 last names.
  • If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.