7 oneliners that describe me
Tweet- I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
- Where I live, there are thousands of people, and only 5 last names.
- If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I must be your twin
I enjoyed your seven one-liners. I feel like I am your twin.