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Mailbox vandals strike again

Remember the punks who messed up my mailbox a couple of weeks ago? They struck again last night. They even did this during a torrential rain storm. The kind that makes you wonder if the entire state is going to float away.

So I called the Sheriff’s department this time. I told the lady who answered that I wanted to report vandalism. She said to me, “Mailbox?”. I said yes. She then yelled loudly, “Got another mailbox!”. She next informed me that I was one of a long list of people who’d had their mailboxes vandalized, but the good news is that they’ve already arrested someone for it – a juvenile of course.

She took my name, address and phone number. Not sure why, really, but I’m just happy the little punk got caught. Mailboxes are cheap, but I still don’t want to have to replace it every few weeks, dangit.

Santa is NOT going to be bringing that kid anything good this year!


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Mailbox vandals strike again

Remember the punks who messed up my mailbox a couple of weeks ago? They struck again last night. They even did this during a torrential rain storm. The kind that makes you wonder if the entire state is going to float away. So I called the Sheriff’s department this time. I told the lady who [...]

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