Oh you are all in for a treat (well, not really, I lied). You see, I can’t sing at ALL, but since when does that stop me from singing anyway? This year, I wanted to wish all of you Happy Holidays by singing my own little version of Santa Baby (with an SEO twist of course).

So, without further ado, here it is (try not to cover your ears through the entire thing, k?)

(Or you can download it by right clicking and saving from this link: DazzlinDonna Sings Santa Baby)

Lyrics:

santa baby, a PR9 would be … so fine
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa baby, top 10 rankings for all…my keywords
and no more penalties or bans … would be grand
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa baby, it’d be a kick if you brought
adsense clicks
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa baby, fill my stocking with backlinks
don’t ya think?
and hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa cutie, bring a little bribe to matt cutts
but keep it hush hush
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa baby, if you really want my luv
link to me from a dot guv!
and hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa baby, 90% conversion rates
would be really great!
and hurry down the chimney tonight.