7 oneliners that describe me

I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. Where I live, there are thousands of people, and only 5 last names. If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? All I ask is the chance to prove that money... read more

The ominous sound of silence

It started out like a normal day. Woke up, checked email, did my morning routine, and then headed out to the post office to get my mail. (Yeah, you remember, I have to actually leave my house now to get my mail because the punks kept destroying my mailbox). So anyway, I get to the post office, grab the TV Guide out of the box (my only mail today), get back into my car, turn the key, and... read more

Senior citizen cell phone

Cell phone companies really need to make simpler phones. Having been the caretaker of several senior citizens (family), some with Alzheimers, I know how important it is to be able to give an older person a cell phone that they can: 1. See! (Large, clear text and big buttons) 2. Hear! 3. Understand! (Simple to use, no gizmos) The senior citizen population is HUGE and growing, yet the cell phone... read more

Some people are just plain crazy

So, yesterday I go to my new little job where I am doing tax returns for people. The job itself is crazy, as a hundred or so people will cram into our little waiting room and sit there for 3 or 4 hours to get their taxes done. But sometimes the insanity goes just a little above and beyond. After I’ve done several dozen tax returns without even the ability to take a breath between each client, a man... read more

Doing taxes now

Some family members operate a tax service here in town, and they managed to convince me to help them out during tax season. So, for the last week, I’ve actually been getting up, getting dressed way early in the morning, and going out to a J-O-B. Gawd, I haven’t worked outside my home in so long that this is killing me. But even worse, they failed to tell me just how crazy this work is at this... read more

Punks 3 – Me 0

The punks win. I give. On December 6th, they vandalized my mailbox. Two weeks later, they did it again. Today, the punks did it for the last and final time. It’s final, because I give. There will no longer be a mailbox in front of my house. Instead, I’ll drive into town every day to go to the Post Office and get my mail at a P.O. Box. Of course, this means that there will be some... read more

What would I look like as a Southpark character?

A few people are creating Southpark characters of themselves, so I thought why not? Below is my rendition of DazzlinDonna. Go make your own. It’s a tad bit entertaining, and a great waste of... read more

It’s my birthday!

Despite the fact that aging sucks, and birthdays should be a drag now, I still can’t help but feel goofy and giddy because it’s my birthday today. Today, I inch just that much closer to the day when I will earn my AARP discount card! Woohoo! Ok, that’s still 3 years away, but I’m looking forward to getting old lady discounts everywhere I go. LOL. So to celebrate my birthday, I... read more

Merry Christmas!

May your holidays be bright! Here’s a little Christmas card just for... read more

Mailbox vandals strike again

Remember the punks who messed up my mailbox a couple of weeks ago? They struck again last night. They even did this during a torrential rain storm. The kind that makes you wonder if the entire state is going to float away. So I called the Sheriff’s department this time. I told the lady who answered that I wanted to report vandalism. She said to me, “Mailbox?”. I said yes. She then... read more