I was a jerk last night. And then, to top it all off, I decided to smoke a cigarette. For those of you who may be new here, or have a short memory, I quit smoking about 2 months ago. Luckily, there’s some sort of super-molecule in a former smoker’s body that reacts badly to a cigarette after quitting. (That’s not a scientific fact, I just made that up, so please don’t harass me for saying that). In any case, that one cigarette:

1. Tasted terrible while smoking it
2. Made me sick as a dog about an hour later
3. Left an aftertaste that got worse and worse

Needless to say, I’m still a FORMER smoker, so I guess some good came out of last night, but I still feel… Continue reading

Posted on June 3rd, 2007 by DazzlinDonna
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If you’ve ever wondered where some of the government’s money disappears to, here are a couple of examples. I woke up this morning to see not one, but two news stories on my local news channel that just made me spitting mad. Two separate research studies were done, and while I don’t have proof that they were funded by the government, I’d be willing to bet some government grants were used. In any case, here are the results of these two incredibly informative studies. (Please note that this was sarcasm)

Research Study #1 discovered that helping correct the eyesight of senior citizens does not necessarily prevent them from falling down. Duh! It’s not that they can’t see, you idiots!

Research Study #2 discovered that senior citizens… Continue reading

Posted on March 18th, 2007 by DazzlinDonna
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