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7 oneliners that describe me

I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Where I live, there are thousands of people, and only 5 last names.
If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

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Posted on February 18th, 2007 by DazzlinDonna
Filed under: Too Funny

2 Responses to “7 oneliners that describe me”

Trish, on July 20th, 2007 at 7:03 pm Said:

I must be your twin
Trish, on July 20th, 2007 at 7:06 pm Said:

I enjoyed your seven one-liners. I feel like I am your twin.