Remember the punks who messed up my mailbox a couple of weeks ago? They struck again last night. They even did this during a torrential rain storm. The kind that makes you wonder if the entire state is going to float away.

So I called the Sheriff’s department this time. I told the lady who answered that I wanted to report vandalism. She said to me, “Mailbox?”. I said yes. She then yelled loudly, “Got another mailbox!”. She next informed me that I was one of a long list of people who’d had their mailboxes vandalized, but the good news is that they’ve already arrested someone for it - a juvenile of course.

She took my name, address and phone number. Not sure why, really, but I’m just happy the little punk got caught. Mailboxes are cheap, but I still don’t want to have to replace it every few weeks, dangit.

Santa is NOT going to be bringing that kid anything good this year!

(from Smash Mouth. "AllStar" Astro Lounge. Interscope Records, 1999.)

Posted on December 22nd, 2006 by DazzlinDonna
Filed under: Life